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I meet this guy the other night with a new Vmax ..He is a 250 pounder on a 680 pound bike with NO skills ...But he believes he new Vmax can beat any liter bike, busa or zx14 .. He claims he allready run down a liter bike from behind ... The man is a tool ...

Here is his post ..lol...

I fully understand. Its 6 & 0 right now for the idiots that screwed with the VMax . The latest casualty was a gxxr1000 with a kid on it that caught me sleeping. He came up from behind me all hunched over his bike and race ready.. As he passed me I was in 3rd gear and he wasn't, so I dropped to second (instead of first) and it kinda bogged. Meanwhile his gxxr1000 all pimped out was screaming real loud, and I had to play catch up. He had me by 3 links as I dropped the hammer and tried to stay with him. Max was taking care of business, because I'm old, w/slow relexes and he got the drop on me. I twisted the wrist, knowing Max would never let me down, and he gave me his all. That little guy was quick on the gxxr, but Max started to come on strong. The 3 links he had on me started to disappear, but this was not gonna be easy. Now the urgency was starting to show as I realised this could be my first loss. I tucked behind that windscreen, and said "Come on Max, this should be easy for you. Help me out Max", and he did. I shifted to 4th and the 3 links was still there. All of a sudden it was 2 links, and Max said "we can get him. Just hold on and keep it wide open". I did as Max instructed, and in seconds we were leaving him. Glancing down at the speedo, it was climbing ever so quickly. 120, 125, 130 and finally at 136 in 4th, Max said Buh Bye to the gxxr, and my sorry fat ass was saved by the Black Knight, known only as Bad VMax . Another one bites the dust, inspite of this old mans slows ass reflexes, and his over weight inability to move quick enough, and get the jump on this chump. Now it was Max ahead by 3 links and growing, when a traffic light appeared before us, turnng that menacing yellow, then finally red. I raised both my arms in the air, outstretched in victory, as I slowed to make the red light, no hands on bars. He was too embarrassed to even pull up next to me at the light & quickly got in the left lane & turned. "Whatsa matter? Max got your tounge?" Another 1 bites the dust, that I had wondered if it was salvageable at all. Thanks max, you ROCK! In Max we trust What a phukn RUSH! Adrenalyne to the MAX!

Score so far? 6 and 0, Maximum advantage


If you want to tell him what you think here is the link >> http://www.starvmax.com/Forum/Smack-Talk/
 

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umm... ummm.... yea that vmax MIGHT hang with a 600 but i really doubt it... seems to me that hes the guy bought tha VPax cuz he couldnt afford a Harley. And now he thinks he's king dingaling b/c people feel sorry for him and dont even want to waste their time running him... dummy
 

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It was a matter of time before we started seeing post like these.
Now i did read that the torque could launch the V max out the hole faster than the 14/busa but its very hard to do. But catching a sportbike is a whole diff. game shit i leave busa's until 160 +/- :bs:
 

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My moneys on: the gixxer didn't even know he was being raced. He was probably just going normal speed between lights and the vmax thought it was in a race.


136? That's not even worth talking about..... The Ninja 250 coulda beat this guy.
 

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Just to let you guys know you have nothing to sweet about ...PeeWee Gleason could only muster a 10.27 out of the new Vmax .. Dale walker is managed a bit better time with a 10.13 after a bunch of trys ..Remember these guys are pros , just think what an Avg rider could do ...Maybe 10.50s , 10.70s ... The bike was dead hooking and could only muster 1.70s to 1.80s 60 footers and that is at 66.9 inch wheel base !!!! The bike weighs in at 680 pounds !!!!
 

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thats guy is loco. zx10r all the way FTW! :thefinger
 

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Total Monky!!!

That is the funniest story ever...:crackup:

This guy is smokin crack...:spit:

I wheelie at more than 136mph in 3rd gear and then shift into 4th...:cool:

The v-max can't even run in the 9's and top speed is only aroun 140mph...:lol:

This guy would be blown away from a dig or roll and everywhere else...:mrgreen:

Any year ZX-10R from 2004-2009 would crush a v-max with the same skill rider on each and this guy sounds like a easy kill...:badteeth:

But it was a good read for a belly laugh...:eek:ccasion1
 

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I like how he said he could take a ZX14 on a 10 to 100 mph roll-on. Wow... Just wow....
 

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Give the guy a break if you only rode Honda Davidson's a VMax would feel like greased lightning.
 

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Just to let you guys know you have nothing to sweet about ...PeeWee Gleason could only muster a 10.27 out of the new Vmax .. Dale walker is managed a bit better time with a 10.13 after a bunch of trys ..Remember these guys are pros , just think what an Avg rider could do ...Maybe 10.50s , 10.70s ... The bike was dead hooking and could only muster 1.70s to 1.80s 60 footers and that is at 66.9 inch wheel base !!!! The bike weighs in at 680 pounds !!!!

10.27 :crackup:
Ya know, PeeWee/Jay Gleason shot the 1984 FJ1100 down the 1/4 mile in 10.43 seconds at 128 Mph in 1984 !!!Back then the FJ1100 was the fastest production bike on the planet. That was an air cooled I-4 that tipped the scales at 510lbs dry and had a retail price of 4999.99. Not 18K ! That new Max is a gimmick. :crackup:
We aint got nuffin to be skeered about. :mrgreen:
 

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10.27 :crackup:
Ya know, PeeWee/Jay Gleason shot the 1984 FJ1100 down the 1/4 mile in 10.43 seconds at 128 Mph in 1984 !!!Back then the FJ1100 was the fastest production bike on the planet. That was an air cooled I-4 that tipped the scales at 510lbs dry and had a retail price of 4999.99. Not 18K ! That new Max is a gimmick. :crackup:
We aint got nuffin to be skeered about. :mrgreen:

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I believe Gleason also got my old 1986 VFR750 Interceptor at under 500lbs and 85hp(at the wheel) to do 10.99s the worlds first non turbo 750 in the 10s. :thumbsup:
 

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Nice header to get my attention!! But the treads was bull shit. Waste of time...
 

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Nice letter header to get my attention!! But the treads was bull shit. Waste of time...
 

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My moneys on: the gixxer didn't even know he was being raced. He was probably just going normal speed between lights and the vmax thought it was in a race.


136? That's not even worth talking about..... The Ninja 250 coulda beat this guy.
136mph, isn't that like 2nd or 3rd gear? sounds like a sailor on shore leave talking about the hottest whore he ever had in some foreign country. with no proof.

http://zx-10r.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=84012&stc=1&d=1229136886
 

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thats pretty funny! do you think he realy belives his own b/s?? or do you think he made you stories just to get people talking ?
 

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Yeah I read that they were getting low 10's with the V-Max with a professional rider and different tires...he might be able to surprise people off the launch if he knows how to ride...but either way that weak ass top-end is going to ensure he sees all kinds of taillights. He would be wrung out while I would just be getting into what fourth or fifth? I can't wait to line up next to the new VMAX here....should be fun! :mrgreen:
 

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Sebastian1000;1104900 I can't wait to line up next to the new VMAX here....should be fun! :mrgreen:[/QUOTE said:
:+1: if you read through that thread, he really didn't know what bike he was runnin'.
 
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