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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

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1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.


5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
 

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....if you own a house that is mobile and 4 cars that arnt.
....if goin to the bathroom requires a flashlight and slipers.
....if you have been married 4 times and still have the same inlaws.
 

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If you go to family re-unions to pick up women...
If your girlfriend has the same last name as you..
If your bike has bloo wheels..
If you circumsize your sons by kicking their sister in the jaw...
 

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I understand now what a Redneck is but are they same as Hill?..ahh um…I mean a Hillbilly. :dontknow: :helmet:
 

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gpz1100 said:
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4K posts!:rockwoot:
LOL isn't that the truth!!

"Hey Jethro, lets invent us a new kinder racin, less gets us a bunch a guys and drive left all day!"

"Earl yous a jeanious!"
 
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