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Peter invites his Mom for breakfast. She notices his room mate Joe is slightly over friendly & although she suspected Peter is gay, he denies that anything is going on and says that they are only room mates and nothing more. A week later Joe says to Peter,"Ever since your mom came to breakfast, I can't find the frying pan." Peter emails his Mom & says. "Dear Mom, I'm not saying that u DID borrow the frying pan, and I'm not saying u DID NOT borrow the frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came for breakfast. Love Peter "... His Mom replies. "Dear son, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Joe & I'm not saying you DO NOT sleep with Joe, but if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now you little homo bastard... Love Mom
 

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Ha ha...good stuff
 
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