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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You CAN Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed into the den where his wife was watching TV and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm done eating my meal you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want! Afterwards you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife calmly replied without her gaze ever leaving the TV, "The damn funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated.":crackup:
 
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