Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 2 episodes.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of G.Washingtons nose.
Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
Still hysterical today....and, something that could actually happen in my life :badteeth: :crackup:
If you were born in the 90's you may not be familiar with this so here ya go! Tried to embed so you can hear it here instead of following a link but couldnt get it to work. Safe link AFAIK.
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris can win a...