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come up with genuine yo mamma so fat jokes.

yo mama so fat, when shes in a stealth submarine she gets picked by the radar.
 

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yo mamas so fat that when she gets cut she bleeds GRAVY!!!!!!
 

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Yo mama's so fat that when she has sex her ass hits the ceiling fan!
 

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Yo mamas so fat shes taller lying down than standing up!
 

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yo momma's so fat her senior photo was an arial.
yo momma's so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board.
yo momma's so fat that her maxxi pad is a full side matress.

don't forget the classic. yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
 

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Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
 

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yo mama so fat, shes the reason why earth's rotation shortens down to 18 seconds on ever march...
 

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you mama so fat that her legs talk to each other,they say"I let you by this time,you let me by that time,
 

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Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 2 episodes.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of G.Washingtons nose.
Yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
 
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