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((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

Paul"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

**Brief Pause**

"Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on

the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to

Mommy

that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it

Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared,

jumped

out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she

tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't

moving at

all!"

"O my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul ?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared

and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I

guess

he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit

the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

****Longer Pause****

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool ?? ........ Is this 486- 5731 ?"











 

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Hahaha
 

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:crackup: Oh shit, thats bad :beer:
 

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You fuggers shouldn't laugh! Do you know what it feels like to fall into a pool with no water in it? Hurt like hell I'll tell you what!
 
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