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Would you remarry?


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife

looks over at him and asks the question....




WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"



WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."



WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)



WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."



WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."



WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."



WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "s**t."
 

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:crackup: oh man, that cracks me up!!
 

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thast a goodun f'sho
 

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i bet that actually happened.
 

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but she died....
 

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Fixer said:
but she died....


I meant if the tables were turned. He died. Dont know if I would or not I guess it would depend on finding the right person and even then would I marry them? Who knows.
 
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