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Women..

Bottle of wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are
totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling.about women
drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting.I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live
in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed
to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL
OF THE STORY : Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
 

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:lol: :lol: Good one !
OK Ladies, have at 'im.......
 

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we love ya but ya'll drive us nuts, flip side is we'd be screwed without you......No girls no :ldiw:












On a side note, I feel a verbal bitch slapping coming my way! :crackup:
 
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