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The following in excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy



2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

I'm Dorfus Chucklepants.
 

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Mine is Sloopy PottyBiscuits :mrgreen:
 

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Goober FrickinFanny, thanks allot bud, I really needed that :badteeth:
 

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You're welcome, Goober.
 

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1killer1liter said:
You're welcome, Goober.

No problem, Chucklepants
 

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zx10ragentorange said:
that sounds bout right too:mrgreen:
Hey now. Wheres your name?
 
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