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After reading this story there might be a few uptight Muslims this month....

Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan

Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

Full story: http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html
 

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It's not masturbation if a crazy white guy wearing women's skin yells "He rubs the lotion on his penis" at you while you lay at the bottom of a dried up well. You know, because he just doesn't want you to get trench foot on your penis when you're in that damp well.
 

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Now we don't want any invalid fasts around here, do we boys? :lol: Maybe if they'd jerk off more, their hands would be to tired to pull the detonators.
 
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