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A man doing market research knocked on a door and

was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around

at her feet.



He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.

Have you ever used the product?'



She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'



'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'



'We use it for sex'



The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually

people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain

or to

help with a gate hinge, but, in fact, I know that most people do use

it

for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so

far, can

you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'



The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all.

My husband and I put it on

the door knob to keep the kids out.'



(AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT?)
 

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Any one who reads this stuff, shes getting the jokes from me. Atleast thats what Im going to everyone. :lol:
 
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