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A girl goes into a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies: "You can't, that's a fire extinguisher."



A girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the half deaf worker.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
 

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salesman knocks on a door and a 13year old boy answers wearing nothing but a bra and a pair of suspenders. Salesman is a bit surprised and can only think of asking "are your parents home?"

boy says "what the f*ck do you think?"
 

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salesman knocks on a door and a 13year old boy answers wearing nothing but a bra and a pair of suspenders. Salesman is a bit surprised and can only think of asking "are your parents home?"

boy says "what the f*ck do you think?"

:crackup: :lol: :crackup:
 

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an older one........

little boy in the supermarket crying his eyes out. Store manager goes up to him and asks "what's wrong?". boy answers sobbing "i've lost my mummy" so the store manager asks "what's mummy like?"

little boy looks him straight in the eye and says "vodka and big cocks".
 
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