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TEN THOUGHTS THAT PASSED THROUGH SADDAM'S HEAD WHEN HIS SENTENCE WAS READ



1- Damn, does George Clooney really NEED another Golden Globe?
2- "No flies on me." What does that mean exactly?
3- Should have oiled the shredder. Should have oiled the shredder. Should have oiled the shredder.
4- Five feet? Doesn't seem that far to drop -- but I'm really going to have to stick that landing.
5- Fuck you, at least Europe 's got my back!
6- Shit, forgot my spit-making pebble.
7- Blimps. Solar energy. Jimmy Carter. Damn, I still can't piss while standing next to somebody.
8- Thank God I don't have to live to see Egg McMuffins phased out for supposedly healthier fare.
9- I'm going to light up. I don't care what the sign says!
10-Not guilty! Yeah! Wait. That was the little voice that comes out of my briefcase again, wasn't it? Briefcase voice not real. Briefcase voice not real.
 

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I am Saddam Hussain. I am the President of Iraq. Take your hands off me you American pig.



Not no mo. AMF. :lol:
 

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