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Three men were drinking at a bar, a doctor , an attorney, and a biker. As

the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, i'm going to

buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring, this was, if she doesnt like the fur

coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, " for my wife's birthday, I'm

going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way , if she

doesnt like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my

wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesnt like the t-shirt she can

go fuck herself!"
 

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Three men were drinking at a bar, a doctor , an attorney, and a biker. As

the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, i'm going to

buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring, this was, if she doesnt like the fur

coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, " for my wife's birthday, I'm

going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way , if she

doesnt like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my

wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesnt like the t-shirt she can

go fuck herself!"


:lol: plain and simple :mrgreen:
 

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