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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .
 

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I can just see a bunch of Cammo F150's coming over the horizon, one with a Still in the back , another with a gramaphone in the back playing "sweet Home Alabama" , another with a tailgate barbeque, and random gunshots and yeehaws !!


Yup, 24 hours.
 

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The 24 hours would be dependant on the day I think. If we commenced operations on say, Sunday Morning (eastern standard time) at like 8 or 9 am, the whole ordeal would be over by noon, guaranteed. Can't miss the race or prerace festivities. Booogity boogity boogity.
 

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The 24 hours would be dependant on the day I think. If we commenced operations on say, Sunday Morning (eastern standard time) at like 8 or 9 am, the whole ordeal would be over by noon, guaranteed. Can't miss the race or prerace festivities. Booogity boogity boogity.

Finally a justification for NASCAR on TV! :lol:
 

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McHaggis said:
The 24 hours would be dependant on the day I think. If we commenced operations on say, Sunday Morning (eastern standard time) at like 8 or 9 am, the whole ordeal would be over by noon, guaranteed. Can't miss the race or prerace festivities. Booogity boogity boogity.

:spit:...that is funny. And dead on.
 

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