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I really need to get out of the house
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1. I cant reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar dectector wasnt plugged in.

3. Arent you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doing at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No Donut!

9. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

10. Didnt I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nightstand.

12. I pay your salary!

13. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

14. Gee, Officer, thats terrific, the last office only gave me a warning too!

15. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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16. You're not related to Adolph Hitler are you?

17. Have you ever played Russian Roulette? Next time make sure all the
chambers are full. It's more fun that way.

18. So ever had a poisoned donut? no? you should try one, might do some

19. Why are you alive?

20. Is it possible if you could use our tax dollars more appropriately?
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