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Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:

1. Here honey, you use the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the Wallpaper store with me?

6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.

8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

9. We never talk anymore
 

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I can guarantee you will never hear me speak any of those words in my home.
 

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I thought the same thing when I was reading, I would never ever say those words not even if I was dating miss universe.
 

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:crackup: i think a few of them would be said if you were trying to get something :lol:
 

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I thought the same thing when I was reading, I would never ever say those words not even if I was dating miss universe.
:bs:.....I would say all those words If I was dating "miss universe" but yeah over time even that will wear out....damm I sound shallow, I think I need to go watch one of my favorite movies Shallow Hal :helmet:
 

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8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.





^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is my all time favorite! #1 reason why I don't go to the store with wife.:headshake
 

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8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is my all time favorite! #1 reason why I don't go to the store with wife.:headshake
:crackup: your not man enough to hold a purse for a few mins?
 
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