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A transient was traveling cross country, working odd jobs to pay his way when in the fall he found himself out of money in Iowa. The man decided to see if he could find work on a farm for the harvest.

The farmer said he’d hire him on two conditions: don’t touch his sweet daughter Venus and don’t touch his virginal daughter Nelly. The man agreed and went to work.

Two weeks went by and on Friday the farmer brought him his pay. “I have a favor to ask.” Said the farmer. “My daughter Nelly doesn’t have a date tonight. Take her to dinner and a movie and have her home by 10:00.”

The man agreed. He and Nelly left at 6:30 and were home by 9:50.

Two weeks later the farmer came around on Friday with the paycheck and another request. “My daughter Venus doesn’t have a date so take her out, have dinner, see a show and be home by 10:00.”

The man agreed, took Venus out at 6:30 and had her back by 9:57.

Two weeks later the farmer brought the pay and said since harvest was done he wouldn’t need the man’s services any more. The farmer wished him well and saw him to the bus stop.

Three months later the transient received a letter from the farmer. It read:

Are you the one who did the pushin,
Left the spots upon the cushion,
Left the foot prints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you f***ed my daughter Nelly,
There’s been a swelling in her belly,
So I think you need to come back to town.

The Transient replied:

Yes, I’m the one who did the pushin’,
Left the spots upon the cushion,
Left the footprints on the dashboard upside down!
Since I f***ed your daughter Venus,
There’s been a swelling in my Penis,
So I think that makes us even all around.
 
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