A young attractive woman charters a private plane for a short flight into New Guinea. On bourding the plane, she is greeted by the pilot. Being very attracted to her he strikes up a conversation, asking her what she does for a living. She answers "I am in research, currently looking into the size of the male penis relative to race". "very interesting" answers the pilot "And what have you learned so far?". The leggy young woman answers "Well, so far, the American Indian has the longest penis and the Irishmman has the thickest, sorry I didn't introduce myself.... I'm Barbara". Shaking her hand the pilot replies "Tonto McFlarerty, at your service Maam"