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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following
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Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
 

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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day waving his hand like crazy.
The teacher called on little Johnny.....

Little Johnny said, "Teacher I've got to piss"
the teacher replied, "now Johnny thats not polite, the correct word is urinate, now use it in a sentence and i'll let you go.

Little Johnny replied, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten"
 

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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day waving his hand like crazy.
The teacher called on little Johnny.....

Little Johnny said, "Teacher I've got to piss"
the teacher replied, "now Johnny thats not polite, the correct word is urinate, now use it in a sentence and i'll let you go.

Little Johnny replied, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten"
That funny stuff right there!:lol:
 

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