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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I dont know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"Ok, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private parts, "the prison" and my private thing "the prisoner". So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride gigges, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him ans says, "Honey , the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He Yells at her, "Hey , its not a life sentence, OKAY!
 

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:spit:.....:idea:... sounds like he needs backup....backup i need backup...call the little boiz in bluuu.....:crackup:....thats a good 1 :thumbsup:
 

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Gotta agree with silvers, most of the time shortly after the honeymoon, the "prisoner" almost always gets "solitary confinement".
 

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ya right shes a keeper cause usually once you get married the woman never puts out :thefinger
I have heard this from almost every married man...the first year or two is good after that is a very fast decline
 
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