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Have any of you guys heard from Crispin lately. I'm hoping this letter I found on the internet involved him.....lol

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your brother and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.

I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week. The first thing that
came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not
say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite
meal you must have gotten me confused with my brother because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars I quit my job and bought us
two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote you won't get a dime from me. Take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed,

Rich As Hell and Free!
 

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The letter is ok, but obviously not a Crispin letter type when she's upset that he cheated and she was the one that was caught not being strait foward.

No, Crispin and including myself have taken breaks from this site, but Killer was the big one because he went for months after tons of posts just before that and then dead for months. That's when I worried about Killer and he turned out to just shut down from here but did check in later at witch time I told him to let us know now and then if he's ok, and he was thankfull for that. So, about Crispin, I'm sure he will check in when he's ready, I hope :badteeth:
 

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Yea I kinda miss bickerin' with Crispy.. :heyyou:
 
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