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Not a great one but I thought it was worth sharing :)

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

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> The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
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> While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
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> So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
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> After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"
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> "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......
 

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pretty good, got me laughing. was just talking cheers quotes at work and this one came up..

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. -Cliff

if this isnt logical reasoning i dont know what is:mrgreen:
 

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pretty good, got me laughing. was just talking cheers quotes at work and this one came up..

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. -Cliff

if this isnt logical reasoning i dont know what is:mrgreen:

hahaha love it :)
 
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