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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors.... snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied; "I just cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots...."
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There were these 2 guys out walking in the woods. They had no food and were starving. They came upon a house and so they crept up to peek in a window. And there was this enormous fat lady with a table of food she had just cooked. They quickly hatch a plan to have one guy knock on the door and distract the lady while the other jumped in and stole some food. Well the first guy knocks and is greeted by the lady who quickly talks him into coming in for a bite to eat. So when they get inside the lady says i will let you eat all the food you want if you have sex with me..........He says ok and tells her to turn around. He quickly spies some hot corn on the cobb. Quickly he uses the corn on the cob to bang her. As he is doing it she is coming all over and making a mess so he throws the corn cobb out the window and grabs another and she comes all over it and he throws it out window also. Now she has got off enough and says he can sit down and eat now. So he does and when he is done he staggers out full of food and his friend meets him on the side of the house. His buddie says man that corn you threw out the window was so GOOD ALL WARM AND BUTTERY! Now his friend gets sick and pukes up all the food he just ate!
 
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