Not a legit "race", but I thought it would entertain you guys. As I turned left in town a couple days ago, a guy across the intersection was turning right on a white/stickers, stretched, lowered, chromed zx-9. Apparently, I looked like I needed to race, as he jumped on it with massively exaggerated body movements. Elbow flying all over with the throttle, leg all over for shifting, butt in the air and face on the gauges. All in a 40mph. Unfortunately for him, I lacked interest, and he was able to outride his fairing. The right side came undone in the front, hinged on the back stays, and started flapping furiously against the rider. Call me insensitive, but I laughed pretty hard the rest of the way home. And typing it has me laughing again. Forgot to mention he did at least have a helmet on, but otherwise was dressed in full squid regalia.