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As you wish. Enjoy:


A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going
to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

I knew a girl so ugly; they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook that if we leave dental floss in the kitchen, the
roaches hang themselves.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging naked in front of my house. I
asked "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night, she called me from
Chicago.
 

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bonz said:
OMG are you quoting the Rodney Dangerfield Joke book! LOL ...7 more!

Nope, just passing them on from a friend who emailed them to me. Thought they were funny so....
 

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You are really trying to make it to 6000 arent you.:mrgreen: :postwhore
 

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gpz1100 said:
Nope, just passing them on from a friend who emailed them to me. Thought they were funny so....
Nothing wrong with them, I could just hear RD in my head as I was reading!:crackup: :eek:ccasion1
 

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the worst bit about reaching a post milestone is that the next one is even further away than the one you just reached...
 
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