that's what i love about the river. it's like anything goes. you can get as wasted as possible, puke anywhere, get naked, almost drown, i mean the possibilities are endless!russel, a big group of our friends and I went rafting this summer and the same thing happened. 1 of our guys passed out with half his body hanging off into the water. Another can't swim and someone pushed him in the water and he just sank lol. I had to jump in and save him twice that day.
I only remember about half the float. I remember waking up in my tent at like midnight and my back was sunburned to hell and I could not move.that's what i love about the river. it's like anything goes. you can get as wasted as possible, puke anywhere, get naked, almost drown, i mean the possibilities are endless!
haha good story. i love those don juans who pull chicks like it's nothing and they always have stragglers to get rid of.Alright, well heres one of mine.
October 28, 2006...I had just turned 17 back in May.
I made the 1.5 hour drive to Tallahassee to visit my buddies that go to Florida State (FSU) and got there right around noon. As I pull in the parking lot my buddy walks out of the apartment with 2 beers in hand. He informed me that his room mate (1 of 3) has to work until 10pm so he'll pick us up/DD for us. Score!
Anyhow, long story short, we killed about 6 beers an hour until 8pm when we get a call from a friend of ours who was throwing a house party. Evidently he told sorostitues who told some more sorostitutes, and ALOT of people showed up. Buddy asked if I wanted to go, I said "Sure...but what the hell is a sorstitute?" not knowing any better. Thats when I learned what sorority girls were called. :lol:
Taxi showed up, we arrived incredibly shit faced. It went down hill from there. About all I remember is this girl hanging ALL over me from the second I showed up. She may have been the only person there more drunk than I, LMAO.
Anyhow, I had a kickass time at the party. Evidently I was quite the ladies man since they all could tell I was the non-college going youngin' in the crowd. Hell, whatever works. Reason I say evidently is because I don't remember a damn thing after my kegstand that I did right as I showed up.
Room mate picks us up and takes us home. The LAST thing my buddy said before crashing was epic...
"Oh, by the way, if someone comes in here making a racket at 3AM, don't worry, its normal, its just my other room mate. He might be naked and/or have a girl or girls in tow. Thats normal too. The girls are just random sluts he takes home from work at the pub."
Again, having never experienced college lifestyle I'm thinking to myself "WTF is normal about walking around naked at 3am being obnoxious?".
I pass out on the couch drunker than Cooter Brown. 4am comes and I hear someone POUNDING on the front door. I open the door to some drunk naked guy scratching his balls with one hand and not one but three girls in tow with his left hand.
He says "Who the fuck are you?" I tell him and then he says "Well I'm fuckstick" and tries to shake my hand despite the fact he had just got done scratching...I walked away and went back to the couch to pass out. I had sobered up some but was still shitfaced.
Instead of the fucker leaving me alone and going to his room he comes to the couch to introduce the three girls. ALL hot, ALL drunk as can be. I'm sitting on the couch and the first two girls introduce themselves with a handshake then sit on the other couch with room mate, the third comes up and leans over to give me a hug and falls (drunk as hell) more or less in my lap. Then she whispered in my ear "You're hot" - except she was so drunk she didn't realize that she said it extremely loud instead of whispering.
Thats when the room mate stood up with the two other girls and said "Well, ya'll have fun." and walked off to his room.
So we went to town that night, on the floor covered by hundreds of firecrackers since they had a firecracker fight the night before.
I thought to myself..."Fuck, I love college and I've never gone one day in my life." It was an awesome first impression - getting shitfaced while watching College Football, then going to kickass house parties and flirting with hot freshmen girls, then hooking up with some random ass hot girl that was brought to the apartment by someone I didn't even know.