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I really need to get out of the house
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A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor

asked, "Whats can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have

sexualt intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor

examined then and then directedthen to disrobe and go at it. When the

couple finished, the doctor examined then and, upon completion, advised the

couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then

charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple

would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems

other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get

dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months

ofthis routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find

out?" The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's

married and we cant go to her house. I'm married, so we cant go to my

house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $78.00.

We do it here for $32.00 and I get $28.00 back from Medicaid.

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