talker of shite
Four people are in a train carriage- an Englishman,a Frenchman, a pretty young blonde and an old woman. The train goes into a tunnel and there's the sound of a slap. When it emerges, the Frenchman is rubbing a red mark on his cheek. The old woman thinks:"I bet that Frenchman fondled the young blonde in the dark and she slapped him." The blonde thinks:" I bet that Frenchman tried to fondle me, got the old lady by mistake and she hit him." The Frenchman thinks:" I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but she thought it was me and hit me." The Englishman thinks:" I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that Frenchman again!"