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Good lesson!



First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.


The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now, learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."
 

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thats funny, good one!!!
 

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Did you know that Venti Latte's come from Cows?
Man farms cows for milk, milk gets homogenized and bottled then delivered to Starbucks, then foamed and poured over espresso and whalla, a Latte.
True story.

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pretty funny and good useful 411 from ip's sb rant as always.
Thank you sir, I try to inform the public about the important aspect of how to improve the quality of our lives one Latte at a time.

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