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Hope it's not a repost...Thought it was pretty funny.

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He Asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such
An Efficient government? Are
There any tips you can give to Me?"

"Well," Said the Queen, "the most important thing is
To Surround yourself with Intelligent People."

Obama Frowned, and then asked, "But how do I
Know The people around me are Really intelligent? "

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you
Just Ask them to answer an Intelligent riddle." The
Queen Pushed a button on her
Intercom. "Please send
Tony Blair in here, would You?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes,
My Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this
Please, Tony, your mother and
Father have a child. It is
Not Your brother and it is not
Your sister. Who is It?"

Without Pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
Answered, "That would be Me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama Went back home to ask Joe Biden, his
Vice Presidential choice the
Same question. "Joe, Answer
This for me. Your Mother and your father have a
Child. It's not your brother
And it's not your sister. Who is It?"

"I'm Not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to You
On that one.." He went to
His advisors and asked Every
One, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, He ended up in the
men's room and recognized Colin
Powell's shoes in the Next Stall.

Biden Asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this
For me? Your mother and father
Have a child and it's not Your
Brother or your sister. Who is It?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy you dumb a**, it's Me!"

Biden Smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went Back
To speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and
I Have the answer to that Riddle. It is Colin Powell!"

Obama Got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily
Yelled Into his face, "No! You Idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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