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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.


2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1 above).


4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.


8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying <>[email protected]!* YOU!


9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
 

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Good stuff... you must be married... :heyyou: :mrgreen:
 

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Love it!! The sad part is they don't realize just how twisted this truth really is lol.
 
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