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March 8th - Men's Alternative to Valentine's Day





Every 14th of February Men get the chance to display their fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 8th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world...
 

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I read this earlier today and thought it was a great idea. Then when I get home to day I start doing my normal things like get the dogs ready to go out when I hear. Honey if you want a Blowjob get back here right now. Needless to say I dropped everything and took her up in the offer. And to top it off there was steak laying out ready to be grilled.
 

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I read this earlier today and thought it was a great idea. Then when I get home to day I start doing my normal things like get the dogs ready to go out when I hear. Honey if you want a Blowjob get back here right now. Needless to say I dropped everything and took her up in the offer. And to top it off there was steak laying out ready to be grilled.

WHATEVA YOU SMOKIN THAT MADE YOU HAVE THIS HALLUCINATION I WANT SOME
 
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