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The maid asked for a raise.

The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well ma'am , there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Lady: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband said so."

Lady: "Oh. And the second reason?"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Lady: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Lady: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Lady (very upset now): "Did that SOB of a husband of mine say that as well?"

Maria: "No ma'am, the gardener did.

She got the pay raise...
 
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