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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.
 

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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.
:+1:
I was bored, read this thread, and at least i can say i got a laugh at tony's response too.
 

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i liked "tony's" responce the best...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You need three spells for this —
spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.
:+2:
 

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I liked "Tony's" responce the best...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You need three spells for this —
Spell 1. The "get a fresh dolphin" spell
Spell 2. The "get a chainsaw" spell
Spell 3. The "stitch two bits together" spell
Your wife only wants to be a mermaid so that she doesn't have a vagina anymore. It is her way of discreetly telling you that you are useless at sex.
:lol:
I copied this one and was ready to paste, but you beat me to it.
 

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retards!!
 
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