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I really need to get out of the house
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Typical macho man married typical good looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down that following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I dont expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I wont be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with my buddies and dont you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, thats fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
 
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