Two muffins are in the oven, one says, wow its getting hot in here. The other sceams and says. ahhhhh a talking muffin.:crackup:
:lol:3 women are in line for death via firing squad. The brunette yells "tornado!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The redhead yells "Hurricane!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The blonde steps up for her turn and screams "Fire!"
Gotta love the blonde jokes.
I know I've said this before, but I'll say it again. I hope Starbucks pays you Static! :lol:Q: Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu?
A: Because they want that Frappacino to pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
Q: Why is Starbucks promising their customers "Your drink should be perfect every time. If not, let us know and we'll make it right."?
A: To torture their employees
Q: How did Federal Authorities figure out that there is a complex underground drug smuggling tunnel near the US-Mexico border?
A: It had it's own Starbucks!
Q: What is the new Starbucks sponsored Paul McCartney song?
A: Latte it Be!
Q: Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
A: Because they have Italian titles for everything!
And for Brian:
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do you want it hot or cold?''