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Miracle Grow

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim
Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear
out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself
as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you
put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker:....

"It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'
 

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Marriage lesson #1.
Never, ever, criticize your wife's appearance. You will pay for it in some way. At some point in time. Guaranteed.
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