Four distinguished military leaders were standing at a cliff. An Army General turns to the others and says,"The Army produces soldiers with big balls, watch this!" So he calls a soldier over and says,"Soldier, I want you to walk to the end of that cliff and dive to your death!" And the soldier without missing a beat, leaps to his death. Army General says,"Now that takes balls." A Navy Admiral says, "Thats nothing..." He calls a sailor over and says,"Sailor, I order you to flip off of that cliff and dive to your death!" So the sailor says "ei-ei" and jumps to his death. The Navy Admiral says,"Now that takes some balls!" Unimpressed the Marine General says, Ya'll haven't seen anything yet, so he calls over a marine and says to him,"Marine, I want you to dive head first, do 5 flips and yell Semper Fi-Hoorah as you dive to your death!" So just like the rest, the Marine jumps head first, does 5 flips, screams "SEMPER-FI HOORAH". Fired up the Marine General says,"Now that there sirs is balls!" Nonchalantly, the Air Force General giggles to himself. He says,"Gentlemen, watch this." He calls over an airman and says,"Airman, I want you to dive off of that cliff, do 10 flips, while you sing the Air Force Song!" So the airman looks at the cliff, looks at the General, looks at the cliff, and turns to the General and says,"FUCK YOU!" The Airman gives the General the finger, does an about face, and walks off. The Air Force General turns to the other officers and says,"Now that is some fuckin' balls!!!"