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Four distinguished military leaders were standing at a cliff. An Army General turns to the others and says,"The Army produces soldiers with big balls, watch this!" So he calls a soldier over and says,"Soldier, I want you to walk to the end of that cliff and dive to your death!" And the soldier without missing a beat, leaps to his death. Army General says,"Now that takes balls." A Navy Admiral says, "Thats nothing..." He calls a sailor over and says,"Sailor, I order you to flip off of that cliff and dive to your death!" So the sailor says "ei-ei" and jumps to his death. The Navy Admiral says,"Now that takes some balls!" Unimpressed the Marine General says, Ya'll haven't seen anything yet, so he calls over a marine and says to him,"Marine, I want you to dive head first, do 5 flips and yell Semper Fi-Hoorah as you dive to your death!" So just like the rest, the Marine jumps head first, does 5 flips, screams "SEMPER-FI HOORAH". Fired up the Marine General says,"Now that there sirs is balls!" Nonchalantly, the Air Force General giggles to himself. He says,"Gentlemen, watch this." He calls over an airman and says,"Airman, I want you to dive off of that cliff, do 10 flips, while you sing the Air Force Song!" So the airman looks at the cliff, looks at the General, looks at the cliff, and turns to the General and says,"FUCK YOU!" The Airman gives the General the finger, does an about face, and walks off. The Air Force General turns to the other officers and says,"Now that is some fuckin' balls!!!"
 

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Comes mostly from alert crews, getting priority in every line from haircuts to golf course tee times. The air crews were treated like gods, wore zipper suits, flew in the air. Hence "zipper suited sun gods".

completely derogatory. A lot of the aircrew (not all) acted like they were better class citizens because of all their perks.
 

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I am spending last and the better part of this month at the NCO Academy at Keesler, so this kinda hits home and cheers me uo thanks, I am gonna print it up for my class tommorow.
 

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o btw enjoy keesler, i was done there 2 yrs. ago get ready for 90 degress and 100% humidity and class time starting at 0600.
Yeah this place pretty much sucks, the Hurricane really flattenend this place, hard to believe almost three years later and its still so fucked up, the casinos could afford to rebuild and thats about it, every other buisness pretty much said F it and moved. I can't get over how little has acutally been done all along the beach.
 
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