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> The Polite Way To Pee
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>> During one of her daily classes,
>> a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following
>>question:
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>> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would
>>you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
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>> Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
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>> The teacher responded by saying,
>> "That would be rude and impolite..
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>> What about you Sherman, how would
>> you say it?"
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>> Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be
>>right back."
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>> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
>> to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
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>> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
>>manners?"
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>> "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be
>> excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who
>>I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
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>> The teacher fainted... :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
 

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Awesome!
 

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pmsl :)
 

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hahahaha! nice.
 
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