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They learn young!
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>POLITE WAY TO PEE
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>During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
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>"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
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>would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
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>Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
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>The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
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>What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,
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>really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
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>"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
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>And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us
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>I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
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>shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
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>after dinner."
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>The teacher fainted.
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Thats freaking funny...........................:spit: :crackup:
 
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