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An e-mail I received.
These are good regardless. I do not watch these shows, if they were told on air its nice to see these liberal shows joking about the current administration.




- Letterman
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

- Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

- Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald´s´ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

- O´Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

- Leno
Q: What´s the difference between Obama´s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

- Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

- Fallon
Q: What´s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

- Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
 

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How 'bout this little quote.....

History is repeating its self – unless we the people stop it! Like Obamanation said out of his own mouth “America is the greatest nation in the world, and I’m here to change it”
 

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Those are great!!!
 
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