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A man escapes from prison & breaks into a house. He finds a young couple in bed & ties the man to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed,the convict kisses her neck , then gets up & goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife:"Listen,this guy is an escaped convict.He probably has'nt seen a woman for years." "I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,don't resist...do whatever he tells you,no matter how much he nauseates you." "This guy is dangerous.If he gets angry,he'll kill us both. Be strong honey I love you!" His wife replied: "He was'nt kissing my neck-he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay,thinks your cute & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.Be strong honey,I love you too."
 

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