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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
 

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:lol: what can you say...the person probably had a 6th grade edumacation :badteeth:
 

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a guy at quiznos asked the sandwich maker if they had "broccoli and cheddar soup".... the guy said, "no, we are out of that.".. my girlfriend asked him 2 seconds later if they had any "broccoli and cheese soup"... he said "yes".... WOW!
 

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How do you turn your wife into a pirate?

Poke her in the eye, kick her in the shin, and she'll close one eye while yelling "Argh"
 
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