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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby,
the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thank God for heroes
 

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