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AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, A TEXAS HILLBILLY COUPLE DECIDED
THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED.

SO HILL WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE
AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX
THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE.

A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB."
"LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND COUNT TO
10."

Hill SAID TO THE DOCTOR, "I MAY NOT BE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN
THE SHED, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY EAR
IS GOING TO HELP ME."

"TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR.

SO HILL WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT IT IN A BEER
CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESUMED
COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.


THIS PROCEDURE ALSO WORKS IN KENTUCKY , ALABAMA, ARKANSAS ,WEST VIRGINIA , AND
NORTH FLORIDA
 

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dude its not friday. :headshake
 

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hillcountry10r said:
dude its not friday. :headshake



That was too good to wait till friday...plus I am not going to be able to log on most of friday so I had to go ahead and get it on here:crackup:
 

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