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Hill was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
Hill pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honour and glorify me."

Hill thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?":spit:
 

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danno22 said:
Hill was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
Hill pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honour and glorify me."

Hill thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman
truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?":spit:
:spit: :crackup: not just Hills wife....but every woman out there.....:thumbsup:
 

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It's a repost somewhere on this site...just change the name but still funny. :crackup:
 

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oldie, but goodie.

Might just be apperances in puplic.. but me thinks Hill understands his wife better than most of us unsterstand the softer sex. ...their still young though. There's still time to hate each other!!!

then again... maybe SHE understands HIM better than most ladies and their mates.. i dunno... maybe i should reread "Men are from Mars........."

<Jus fool'n bro!!!>
 
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