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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.





But the casket crashes through his door, with the lid clapping


Clappity-BUMP...



Clappity-BUMP...


Clappity-BUMP...


On his heels as the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door





Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything ! But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!






Desperate, shaking, he throws the cough syrup at the casket -> -> ->



THEN, SUDDENLY,
WITHOUT WARNING . . .


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................the coffin stops.
HAVE A FUN AND SAFE HALLOWEEN :)
 

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Yeah, it was bad but I got a laugh out of it.
 

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hahahahahahahah lol... that was pretty good.
 

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Booooooo:headshake
 

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no no, it should go..... he picks up a bottle of robitussin and downs it quickly. he then proceeds to trip out in the bathroom...
 
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