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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . ....
But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .........
"Go ahead."

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
Drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
If it had been invented by anyone else,
It would have been a teeth brush

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years

A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's
Mansion burned down?
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library
Was a total loss too. Both books went poof - Up in flames!
And the Governor hadn't even finished colorin' one of 'em

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D.?'
The driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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The beer cooler is actually pretty clever. If the washer is still hooked up and working, it will drain the water when the ice melts.

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Glad you're pickin home ideas bro!! :crackup:
:mrgreen: Gotta give credit where it's due. The rake aint too bad either as long as it's new and doesn't have a coating on the tines.

A little redneck MacGuyver there.

Fortunately we don't really get tornados so I don't need to bury a bus.:helmet:
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