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The preacher’s Sunday sermon was, “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked all present how many had forgiven their enemies.


About half held up their hands.


He then repeated his question,


Now about 80% held up their hands.


He then repeated his question.


All responded, except one elderly lady.


“Sister Odell, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”


“I don’t have any.”


“Sister Odell, that is very unusual. How old are you?’


“93”


“Sister Odell, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?’


The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle and said, “It’s easy, I just outlived all those bitches.”
 
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